belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
"it" just moved
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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