belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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