no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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