this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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