Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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