My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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