And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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