Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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