I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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