I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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