Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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