Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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