When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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