umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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