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say what?
wanna hang out?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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