Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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