Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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