...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
