Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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