nut hugger
actually, I'm a sock model
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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