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say what?
wanna hang out?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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