David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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