They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Do vagina's smell?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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