are you so shy because you have an std?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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