After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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