I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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