alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
that is very illegal...i love you.
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