from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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