Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize