Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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