Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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