Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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