That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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