Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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