I wish I could teleport
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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