chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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