yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
tell your sister to shave her snatch
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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