garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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