Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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