Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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