i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i think i just lost a toe
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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