can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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