Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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