question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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