Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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