I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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