This girl is more easily done than said...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
