She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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