A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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