So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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