I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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