I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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