i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
