i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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