Yo dont text me then not text me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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